Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

My grandfather drove a truck for the Finnish Army in WWII and helped drive them out of the country.

About $60 CAD per month for talk/text with 50GB data which is average for here

A Pixel 8 on contract was free for me if I commit three years with my provider. I think I will get seven years support from GOS which is a worthy enough lifespan for an everyday smartphone

Like some groteque misshapen hairy vagina

Chuds will exacerbate the bird flu by engaging in every unnecessary behavior that can cause transmission just because somebody informs them not to.

God forbid a little girl who isn’t pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

A characteristic of these ghouls is that they all grotesque mouth shapes. The shape of their mouth on their face is just objectively ugly somehow.

He has surrounded himself with bad faith actors who will happily exploit whatever power vacuum exists within the executive branch.

The problem fundamentally is that the Russian people crave autocracy, maybe not on an individual level but certainly on a collective level.

Rural, uneducated, poor, hyperreligious, xenophobic bumpkins are always the foundation of support for every single autocrat in the last century.

We should melt them together into a big fleshy white crayon

Somehow he had a career

Absolutely savage

No trouble at all! Marco does a fantastic job and powders it with lambswool afterwards.

Need a third party so so badly. Even if not to win just to make the point that neoliberalism isn’t a progressive cause.

Has any ever actually gone out and paid cash money for a whole DJ Khalid album? Does he actually have a fanbase? It just sort of seems like he randomly pops up without really understanding how or why

He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

Prince Andrew would side with Putin if he got to rule the UK as a vassal state.

Had he simply been royal dead weight it would have been less detrimental than his chosen trajectory.