Also, it’s bespoke. That should add another zero.

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I think he know Trump is going to help Russia in every way possible, so he might as well let Ukraine get since more serious hits in now while they can

I dunno, they amended to allow ex-prisoners to regain the right to vote after they finish their prison sentences, and the asshats managed to cock that all up. They might be able to do the same here, somehow.

I’d like to go ahead and preemptively express my concerns that this technology could be used to create convincing videos of a person dropping multiple mini doughnuts on the floor, at which point they start crying, sit down, and then start eating the doughnuts off the floor. If such a video ever surfaces of me, we’ll know my fears were well founded.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to finish off these doug-…this paperwork.

Man, it sure is nice that Texas doesn’t have any other issues it needs to deal with, like it’s power grid or anything. Suuuuure must be nice to be elected and get to spend all your time doing zany bullshit that helps no one.

They’re like “we should address the fact that this product sounds exactly like a bleak dystopian future”

3rd parties aren’t bad, but our system punishes people for supporting them. It would be best if we could say “I’d like the 3rd party to be in charge, but if not them, then at least Biden.” In that case, I would totally support 3rd party candidates.

But if we ever want ranked choice voting, it’s going to be implemented by democrats, not republicans.

Misery

A view is a saved query that pretends it’s a table. It doesn’t actually store any data. So if you need to query 10 different tables, joining them together and filtering the results specific ways, a view would just be that saved query, so instead of “SELECT * FROM (a big mess of tables)” you can do “SELECT * FROM HandyView”

Somebody tell this dude about views.

"There’s people on the street

Getting diseases from monkeys

Yeah, that’s what I said

They’re getting diseases from monkeys

Now, there’s junkies with monkey disease

Who’s touching these monkeys?

Please, leave these poor sick monkeys alone

They’ve got problems enough as it is"

Wasn’t there a study that found if you tell people you’re working on something, you get the same brain reward chemicals as if you actually did it and told everyone? So if you tell people before you’re done, you might just go “meh, I’m good, the rest sounds hard”. Or something like that.

there’s a popular free image editing program called GIMP (judging by the post id assume it’s probably also open-source). Anyways, if you Google “GIMP” you’ll probably see a lot of pictures of leather.

Started at six percent. Tim cook said “I WANT SIX TIMES THAT AMOUNT!!!”

“AND GET ME MORE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!!”

This is the best comment I can make.

I agree

I mean, I’d prefer “The Barack Hussain Obama Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too” but I’ll take anything at this point.

I think the Dems often want to minimize the hurt put on the American people. If they caved and helped establish a new speaker, they could do things like avoid another government shutdown. But while I know it would hurt Americans and I don’t want that to happen, I think it might be for the best in the long term if the Dems refuse to help out, and let the Repubs flounder for as long as it takes them to get on the same team, to show America that the GOP is fucking broken.

What’s a ghost’s favorite data type? a BOOlean!

I look forward to the Qultist’s excuses when everyone who got the vaccine is still alive on Oct 5th (as I expect they’re going to spend the next 28 days saying how 5g is going to activate the vaccines and kill all the sheeples who got the shot.)