So there are people out there that don’t unhinge their jaw to eat an entire sub, olive-on-a-toothpick included?

I trust Bonzi Buddy more than anything made by microsoft at this point.

And Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer!

Hey!! My dad worked very hard to inherit his wealth from his father, so I should benefit from that too! - billionaires

People stuck in traffic for 2 hours everyday: “So much freedom!” Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against someone having nice things; but the fact that this guy made half of his identity having said things (and the other half being a sadistic, misogynistic monster) makes mocking him much funnier.

They said the same about electricity in the past. But here we are, forcing people to have 2 jobs to pay for their basic necessities. While rich people get their taxes slashed and social programs get gutted, because “welfare queens should pull themselves up by their bootstraps”

And I know this is more of an “America problem”. But it’s not like other places aren’t trying to do the same (or are doing worse).

That’s a good option. I remember having a friend that ordered the kid’s size meal at certain restaurants because she didn’t eat that much.

What I used to do (and I know this isn’t an option for everyone) is that I took the leftovers home with me, or for later, no need to waste perfectly good food.

No, that’s Steve Ballmer, you’re thinking of the award-winning lead actor of HBO’s hit series: “Boardwalk Empire”

we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.

Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.

Hey, if these guys do everything they can to make sure their companies’ “achievements” are considered all their own doing; let’s be fair and attribute all the fault of their failures as well.

But you’re right, billionaires ride on the shoulders of the people that do the actual hard work.

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

“I want spending on the things I like and not what you like need”.

Fixed it for you.

Maybe, the real halo were the monsters we made along the way

“Report to the Lambo as soon as possible. We’ll bang, okay?”

Remember that you can’t mod the games you get through the windows store either. (unless they changed that recently?)

well, GeForce Experience IS bloatware IMO, so… I’m screwed that way, I guess.

I guess, all depends on what type of driver you’re installing; but I had to install win10 on my brother’s PC last week, these are the steps I had to take to install AMD’s drivers (because the ones included with windows suck):

1. Open Edge.
2. Download Opera (his browser of choice) and install it.
3. Google “AMD Drivers”, go to the website
4. Lookup the exact model of the processor: “Ryzen 3 3200G”.
5. Try to guess what fucking .exe file to download, since their descriptions are vague.
6. Double click the .exe.
7. next, deselect bloatware, next, install.
8. Error on installation
9. Lookup error code.
10. Turns out Windows was downloading (not installing) an update at the same time, without telling me.
11. Wait 15 minutes for windows to finish doing whatever it wants to do, without user consent.
12. Reboot machine.
13. Try again. Next, next, deselect bloatware, next, install
14. Reboot machine again.
15. (OPTIONAL) Curse Bill Gates, Steve Balmer and Satya Nadella for making me waste my time.

You must be fun at funerals.

Also, the file system. For the longest time windows used NTFS exclusively, which is (or was) slower than Ext4 (the most widely used on Linux).

I think MS is moving away from NTFS and are going to use a different file system in the near future (maybe even now, I don’t know anymore)

I wish I was free from his speech, specifically.