Christians have never not had a moral panic going.

Witch hunts, vampire panic, stranger danger, nefarious halloween candy, the holocaust/jews, satanic panic, record labelling, immigrants, muslim panic, Qanon, etc. In each one of these panics they are brave crusaders protecting children from some phony thing.

The reality. Their churches have been child brothels since the inception of the church and they are the real primary threat that children face. Not to mention that historically they want to remove all child welfare funds, put children in coal mines, and make child brides legal.

No money down? 0% APR?

Interesting they havent argued this in court. In fact they keep arguing that hes allowed to commit insurrection as president.

I dont give a shit if a nazi thinks im intolerant because well…theyre a fucking nazi. History is settled that nazis are fucking nazis.

The trick is to scream loudly over and over that youre the victim of a witch hunt while you are conducting an actual witch hunt. The police know this trick well. When 7 of you are stomping the brain matter out of an unconscious citizens head just scream “stop resisting” over, and over, and over. Voila! This way people know youre the actual victim while you perpetrate a crime.

It goes like this. We need satellite surveillance, to intercept all cellphone communications, facial recognition on every utility pole, and to equip our police better than the 5th infantry so we can catch a black man with a gram of weed. Same as it ever was.

Fascists arent even in power and already holding sham elections

If it quacks like a duck

Lil light on funds for your 2 week “special operation”?

Oh boy do I have good news for you! See there is this crossfit coach/internet conspiracy theorist who is now a cogresswoman…I know, weird right, but anyhow now shes in congress. So she revealed said dick pics in an open session of congress (literally a couple months after throwing a fit about “decorum”). Since open sessions of congress are televised live and because this crossfit coach publicly displayed them in open session, it should be an easy matter for you to see the presidents sons hog. Wish fulfilled, you are welcome sir.

In case it wasnt obvious “immigrant”= brown people and “poison the blood” = race mixing.

Nice. I emailed the vatican 9 months ago to see who it was appropriate for me to fuck and permission to fuck in general. Glad to see theyre clearing up the backlog.

This is meta?

If I were a grifter Id need to find gullible people to grift. Where might I find a list of folks with a proven track record of being imbeciles who would swallow the most obvious lies with glee? Id look to churches. This is the republican party. A bunch of snake oil salesmen and grifters at the top only interested in power and money and their drooling horde of imbeciles being strung along with ever more fantastic lies and conspiracy theories. All ya gotta do is say youre the party of jesus. They come pre lobotomized from the churches.

Doubt it. These are actual traitors trying to subvert democracy

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