I don’t want to get to work.

That too.

Veggies supposedly make cum taste better.

This is Sesame Street slander.

Hey! Who’s out there bullying my boy Elmo?!

Starting a relationship with Hitlers mom will eventually end in heartbreak when she dies from breast cancer after several painful experimental treatments. I’d rather kill a baby.

Hitler is likely the surname of Hitlers father, so he wouldn’t be called that.