Am woman. What do I do now?

I don’t know. I really like those fish selfies.

Words can’t describe how much I love this tweet.

Experienced this for the first time yesterday. It’s my dad paying for Amazon, and we mutually discovered we couldn’t skip the ad. Asked him, “aren’t you gonna boycott it now?”, and he told me no. “Not too much of an issue”, he said. This is the attitude that enables enshittification.

You wouldn’t be wrong about me!

I also choose this guy’s future wife.

I always watch in 1080p and there have been no issues for me so far at all. I love Freetube.

Sometimes you gotta let steam off by yelling at a show. Better than yelling at people.

Agreed. I’ve always had the impression you made your own algorithm on Lemmy by subscribing to communities, so there is really no need for “an approved algorithm” that requires gathering data from the users here.

Your comment actually inspired me to try the free trial for Tidal and I really like it. In the future I might switch over to it from Spotify, at least they seem to pay artists better.

What music platforms would you suggest as an alternative? Apple Music can’t be that much better, can it?

I know, I just mean I haven’t seen one of these in a while, and I’m glad I was reminded of their existence by this post.

I don’t know what any of this means, but I’m so happy to see these Hitler parodies again.

This is exactly what my father says whenever I tell him I don’t feel comfortable having a bunch of corporate-owned platforms that eat my data away.

I was stuck with a Google account because I still wanted to view Youtube, but then I found alternatives like Piped and Freetube that let you import your subscriptions. Maybe that’s an option, if you’re interested.

I’m the Polish one.

Video made me lol.

The comments have already explained it, it seems; Twitter/Mastodon (microblogging) is for broadcasting your shower thoughts, for when writing a lengthy essay post isn’t appropriate.

It took me some time getting used to how Twitter worked, but eventually I got the hang of it and I liked it. I can’t for the life of me get used to Mastodon, though. Maybe something to do with the layout that I don’t like…