Bill Gates and the Rothschilds, of course. Duh…

“Hand daddy his washing rag!”

Is this why he stands like a toddler about to make poopie pants?

The “We want your money but get outta here” stools. Just seeing them in a restaurant is enough to make me want to leave.

Feels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me…

Moms for Liberty will go away, however some other AstroTurf group will find a way to fleece the flock with manufactured outrage.

I know you are joking, but I suspect that many people would swallow this idea while without any thought whatsoever.

Yes, we live in an age of uncritical thought.