Hey I’ve seen that movie, it was fictional. Let’s not make it real.

Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off

You don’t even know me?

The irony is that a dyslexic person shouldn’t be offended at someone else’s ability to read.

Yet refugees like me, my parents, friends and family have a right to be offended about the misuse of the word refugee.

Lost me at the first line, I’m not even reading that.

Couldn’t give a fuck about me tbh

I am certain actual refugees want to be taken seriously rather than have their collective noun watered down by upset internet users.

We still calling displaced Internet users “refugees”? Seems a little disrespectful to actual refugees with real issues.

YTA - You deserve it

Intelligence and wisdom.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Actually, the whole of Facebook shutting down and removing Zuckerberg would be better use of resources.

Authentik

This predictably would just lead to a two party system where you upvote your guy and downvote theirs.

I want the US to be able to vote a third candidate and have it not be an utter throwaway.

Can’t wait for the Skyrim release

Also gun ownership and wife beating probably

And a hard drive full of cold pizza

Truer words have never been said

To be fair, if he knowingly used the feature at all he also knows he breached the restraining order.

The correct outcome here was he declares it to the court and the car becomes single owner.

What are you gonna do? Insurrect the state next?

How boomers describe millennials:

Because when I’m looking for where all my RAM went and realise I’m running 7 instances of Chrome browser for no reason. Meanwhile an actual instance of Chrome with ~20 tabs is still a single instance, but with multiple threads.