Yeah no, cats will do this after they invite the approach regardless. They will plead for pets for minutes and dodge when you try… And then mine circles around, slams her head into my hand and repeats the process

Amazon has the best potential even if you limited the effect by 90% (one item a day). No stipulations about selling what you get

Dude went from gently talking on his knees to ultraviolence in a second holy shit

You can see his rage meter max out on his face

Can’t win my current district, this $3000 dollar donation is proof that there is 10 million in dark money behind my rival - couldn’t be me getting caught jerking off some random guy at a play for kids

Anyone still supporting her after that has got to be blind and deaf

That is one subtle peso bill

Realistically, who is going to interfere? US and Russia are tied up in Ukraine, China and EU want to stay out, Modi’s India supports Israel. World opinion could get much worse and nothing would happen, Yemen being the only exception so far.

Skibidi toilet and kai cenat are the most forced unfunny memes I’ve seen in a while

I live in a country where you can barely see any stars whatsoever, so I’d be STOKED man

Some workplaces are just built around sustainable failure man, eff the office life

C l e a n

Do you have the bg image or a source for it? It’s beautiful

Those Astro Boy boots have got to be super uncomfortable

Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister’s supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

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My public gym one is covered in so many layers of grime, even touching it causes a lingering gym sock smell you have to scrub off with soap.

The thought of chewing it makes me nauseous

You could swap out the wife subject for dad, grandma or whatever and the joke would still work, funny how people are getting worked up over this