Deacon

For any dedicated centrists, or even Trump Voters who are starting to feel this increasingly itchy feeling in the back of your mind, like there is a question you want to ask but your brain kind of shies away from putting it into words, let me help you out:

Yes, you are the baddies. Yes, it is only going to get more uncomfortable from here on out. If you haven’t walked away after reading this comment, you are now choosing the side you know is wrong. On purpose. That is now your identity.

As a dad, I should really end my answers with “next question” more often.

Yo right‽‽‽

I dunno but nice interrobang

or nzb, but aye.

I was a smoker for about 20 years and quit in 2021 with Chantix.

For all but the last maybe 5 years of that, I just had cigarette butts on my mental whitelist. I was an otherwise very litter-conscious person who just didn’t consider butts litter because…? I never reasoned it out, and was like I suddenly realized I was fucking littering and then I became hyper sensitive about it.

He never!

Proud of my city for now.

On the one hand, yes.

On the other hand, even if it is unnecessary effort, spelling it out can be a form of rhetorical emphasis distinct from simply putting it in quotes.

I think the press should do full profiles of all these heroes. I would love to learn more about the backgrounds of these brave patriots.

I know this won’t help but for what it’s worth those look delicious.

Now kith

Damn this meme image is crisp as fuck.

“Morning”.

Nice humblebrag

This is likely the most oblique he will ever be about the consequence a free press should fear.

By next week it will be much more explicit.

Allegedly

Came here to say this.

I’ve done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.

Almost verbatim.

Yeah I was going to say, I had pretty good taste then. Most of this stuff kept pretty damn well.