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DON’T WAIT! DON’T DELAY! DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

Honestly, investigating The Institute would’ve been interesting in and of itself. Untangling this rumor which turns out to be a sci-fi conspiracy.

Perhaps not vampiric, and perhaps not 95%, but I’d very solidly say that it’s >50% on the conservative end.

The instinct to correct stupid people is a strong one.

North Pole Incorporated

bringing all the fun of HR and spreadsheet drudgery to the little boys and girls of the world

pokes

Bluesky is building their own thing, called the Authenticated Transfer Protocol, or atproto for short.

Federation is planned, but there are still behaviors of atproto that are as of yet undefined, and need to be defined and ironed out before Bluesky’s primary network is open to federation.

NATO?

You mean… the organization the United States is part of?

I’d rather not suffocate lol

something something torment nexus

A dozen what of C4?

Kilotons?

Megatons?

Solar masses?

Opera had Presto.

Edge used EdgeHTML.

IE used Trident/MSHTML.

More people need to be exposed to the heavenly melody that is the Calamari Inkantation.

Now there is only Chromium/Blink, Safari/WebKit and Firefox/Gecko left.

{browser}/{browser_engine}

Maybe it’s like vacuum decay; yes, it’s already happened, but maybe it doesn’t propagate instantly. There are expanding pockets of dead universes around where malfunctions occurred, but the Multiverse, in its infinite size, means that these pockets are also infinitesimally small compared to it.

Much of The Babylon Bee’s content, while stated to be satirical, often misses the point of satire.