Dr. Zoidberg

I was gonna make one to troll them, but you can’t make an account without linking a phone number, and I actually use my Google voice account.

It helps if you still have friends that work at the company, that can kind of spy for you too.

An older woman was fired from the company I worked at in the early 2000s, and she was friends with a few people that still worked at the company. Found out she was replaced with a younger less qualified guy, and her friends were able to corroborate a lot of the ageism/sexism stuff, and she won the suit. Think she ended up being awarded something like whatever her salary was until the age of retirement, and ended up with close to a million dollar settlement.

First off, it’s Dr. I didn’t get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.

Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?

I like how that nig morphed into never gonna give you up.

Real subtle.

Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?

Both of y’all are melting American brains trying to do the math on figuring out what times you’re talking about.

Most Americans have no clue that 13:00 is 1:00pm because 12+1 is too difficult, and God help you if you say 22:00, because 22-12 might as well be euclidean geometry.

To be fair, Republican men prefer to bottom on top. It’s because you can only get so deep if you’re a bottom on bottom.

Are we gonna include school shooting deaths in those vacancies? Because for some absolutely unknown reason American schools suffer from mysterious shooting deaths multiple times a year. It’s so strange and mysterious and there is absolutely no way to stop it. Like, there is literally nothing to do about all the school shootings every single year for the last few decades.

I still live like I have limited minutes, and can honestly say I don’t think I’ve used more than maybe…20 minutes a month? Maybe less. I just checked my last 3 bills, and t-mobile doesn’t list minutes anymore.

I think a couple apps restarted on Lemmy around the same time Sync came out. I know boost showed up, and I’ve seen a bunch of newly released app announcement threads in the last week.

Probably a combination of new and better apps. I know I basically just lurked until sync came out. It just feels familiar, and all the features I want are just here. The only thing I think I want, is to see how many down votes are on posts, but it’s literally the only thing I can think of.

I cancelled plans once with the excuse that I had to take care of my grandmother.

I wiped her urn off with an anti bacterial wipe, and played videogames.

Sync isn’t down, Lemmy.world is receiving heavier than normal traffic, because of sync. If you switch to a different instance, you don’t get the warning popup.

Sync for Reddit users are now getting damn near the same exact experience here, that they were on reddit. Same UI we’ve been used to for years, and Lemmy content is easier to navigate through, and it opens you up to browse the instances version of r/all instead of just what you’re subscribed to.

The search is nice too, because the couple things I looked for as far as ‘subs’ go, I’ve found multiples across different instances, each with a different variety of content.

It’s fine to dismiss the idea, because on reddit you could see the same user post the exact same article on a dozen relevant subs. If you try to hide them, which one do you hide?

It’s a stupid idea, akin to wanting to ban all reposts.

I don’t think it’s out of character for Spock to deliver the driest jokes.

Deleted the half dozen other apps I had for all my Lemmy accts. Now I have just 1 app to rule them all.

IIRC it’s rotational, and it changes after x amount of cases, or x amount of time, but the order is random.

Oh my God this is great. I’ve hated the other Lemmy apps. It feels so much more natural.

But the og playstation wasn’t that large.

From smallest to largest

PlayStation PlayStation 2 PlayStation 4 PlayStation 3 PlayStation 5

Weight wise, PlayStation was also the lightest.

I was promised the fediverse was a lawless place where we could discuss whatever we wanted. What I’m now hearing is that I’ll need to find somewhere else to discuss my plans for genetically engineered mice, one with a 9th level genius, and the other somewhat insane?

This is bullshit and I demand a refund!