Anything in the Alien universe. Weyland-yutami do not take proper care of their employees.

Go to work? Fuck that, I’m watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy instead.

“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

That would appear to include rape now.

You don’t already?

OK, but…that entire tank contains less CO² than the average car emits every kilometre. I don’t think soda stream are contributing massively to global warming. The fact that it’s an Israeli company with a history of exploitation of Palestinian labor, complicity in settlement expansion, and continued violations of Palestinian human rights, is a very good reason not to use it.

Edit. Oops, worked that out from the assumption of 60L of CO², closer inspection shows 410g, which would be around 3.5 KM.

Edit 2. The average person breaths out more than twice this amount of CO² a day. Perhaps being complicit in genocide is Soda Stream being carbon neutral?

After accidentally shooting yourself twice in the back of your head.

He would have to deport his children then. Isn’t trump the son of a Scottish immigrant himself?

Pterty mcuh, as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteres are in the crrecot palecs.

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I don’t think the double exclamation marks are doing you any favours.

Grey Squirrels I presume. I imagine they don’t want the reds killed.

Dirty Martinis then.

Also, Charlie was exempt from paying inheritance tax despite inheriting an entire fucking empire simply because he was the lucky spaff of his cousin-fucking dad.

He just saw someone with a mask and a bloody axe creep into the back seat of your car.

But you’d really struggle to make burgers and a Danish.

I’d forceably relocate an entire planet for a little metaphasic radiation right now.

I already have one so it’s fine. I believe it also contains a load of caffeine so you can be fully awake to appreciate your suffering. Honestly, Lemsip is shit. Just take a couple of paracetamol and drink some hot water, lemon juice and honey (with added whisky preferably).

Not sure who’s buying a byd Atto for 40k in Europe

Me neither, but I reckon a lot of people will be interested in a BYD seagull for 8k.

I didn’t have to scroll too far in Google translate to find that Arabic for left and right is yasir and yamin (in the Latin alphabet, it’s يسار يمين in Arabic which seems to start with different characters anyway) but my guess is that things would be labeled with S and M.