I still think instead of lemmings we should be motorheads

There is of course a relevant xkcd page

I myself am all set. I bought my crazy amounts of stuff years ago.

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

I have been loving these

As if I needed another reason to hate him. He’s fucking garbage

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

I hope Ivanka flipped on him.

I use an iPad. Apple doesn’t seem to care where the file came from, they just make it readable. I was somewhat mad about it, as I have never been an Apple fan, but the actual experience of using the iPad as a reader converted me.

I will be doing my part

You’d think they’d fit better.