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– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

you had to plug your comment don’t you?

Disney doesn’t give a rat’s ass

i bet that one is allowed in most of these lists

the politicians were the naughty ones all along

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wouldn’t heavily damped make it slow to react?

in more christmas news…

i also find strange big meteorites always land on craters

the average is 1

if the camera has a strong low light settings, it would crank up the whole picture, not just where the flashlight is pointing

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we eat our fiber

only a witch would have Peppa Pig eyes

must had carry a big gas can, or multiple

i quit premium when they did that, i use yt to search for info, and they took a tool i use to sort sources and save time

three words: camel, camel, camel

that’s so cheese