Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/1580927 🐨

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

I always figured the block and struggle maneuver was the whole point. Like arm wrestling except the loser gets his eye poked out.

He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.

I had no idea, but my god the body language is exactly the same, isn’t it?

… HONK!

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

“No, don’t transform into a piece of shit. Become the piece of shit.”

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.

He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

It’s actually pretty fun when you play it back double speed, chipmunk style.