But who cares?

Sure, the idiots at jaguar are flushing their brand, but who cares?!? It’s their shit pile to destroy, after all…

Now there’s a remix!

Ah, yes - the two-eyed scrotum. Everyone loves petting that!

Hang on, what? I might need to rethink a few things…

The ‘made with minimal effort’ is top-tier, too!

Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a multi resistant bacterium would say…

Thanks for being the fall guy - you make the rest of us like good!

We need more Zach de la Rocha!

Nice! I’m no boomer but I’m very cynical, maybe there’s a Venn diagram there somewhere

Yeah that’s valid, for sure

Oh, silly me - I misread it as the rear facing camera :)

Notches suck, they’re just an anti feature, but considering the vapid selfie generation, I suspect they get a lot of use

Is that because of the bump it causes, or something else?

Yeah, I barely scraped through a few of these

Yeah, I’ve been nursing one of these projects for a while…

Initially it started out as an autohotkey script, because I’m not a programmer, I’m a filthy windows engineer.

Then I tried rewriting it in Powershell because I wanted to own the code (v1 was written on work time, so they provably own it), and have it in something slightly less arcane (!). That was not a great choice of languages, but I’m still not ready to learn a real one, yet.

There’s surely some head banging roflcopter in there - I’m still not sure I’ve tested all the scenarios, but I just don’t have the emotional energy to wade through it (and my client can’t even use the new version, I’m not sure any others would care).

It was fun, but now it’s just a burden

Firemen? That’s probably related…

Peak evil - well done. How much is the extra fee to wrap a letterbox around the circle on a conventional aspect ratio?

There’s good money in this idea!

That’s would be brilliant. I’m guessing the monitor stands aren’t up for the extra usage they’ll get, though…

This beats the drake template, but maybe that’s just novelty talking?

Love it, though. Much respect, OP

My city recently decided to pull down the existing overhead cable network in favour of ‘local’ batteries in buses (was aging and needed a lot of maintenance which they were allergic to)

Unfortunately, that doesn’t really argue either way, as same city is now seeing the issues of not maintaining it’s water infrastructure for the last recent decades… They do some dumb shit

I can’t understand why people pay for this shit - how is that any better than the radio??

(I still go the cheapskate route and maintain my own library)