Parafaragaramus

Depending how willing his family is to play along with the bit.

Eiselin Burchelli Meijal Hulkenberg is wondering if the chat is edible

Introducing Macroservices.

Looks like a pain to pick up

Tesla™ presents the Police

This essentially. It was an easy voice and more importantly videocall software that was free. There were alternatives for text (ICQ, AIM) which were nice and everyone had them, and voice (Teamspeak, Mumble) which were either not free or you had to host them yourself and neither did Videocalls. So you begrugingly had a skype account too.

make it easier to understand people with really thick accents

I feel like people with thick accents will not be understood by the Speech model either

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

It’s either my broken self or a symptom of the time that I cannot tell if this is a honest question. I hope it isn’t.

Just in case: It’s not a real thing. Yet.

But you realize that it’s wrong on both counts, right?

Strawberry has three Rs or two Rs in the wrong spelling.

The brown eye

thunder and lightning

Very, very frightning me

If the MRI begins to whirr, and your insides do stirr, it’s metallic…

Two chicks at the same time.

We all know Jessica Fletcher killed them and blamed some hapless Townie because of the completely incompetent Sheriff

Terrible Day to have eyes.