Your grandfather’s asshole.

God I love the internet.

As a native english speaker - I also do not understand.

oh dang

Those sick fucks

Shit, or before dinner. Thanksgiving with the munchies is why it became my favorite holiday.

Surprisingly effective and 100% legal

…mom?

Do they shrink in the wash? Maybe you could wash on a cold cycle and hang-dry, since I suspect drying in a machine would do the most shrinking.

Best. Thread. Ever.

That’s what I’m thinking. Even more fun to play with Woody when you’re a little toasty.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

This took me way too long to understand.

Die faster.

Get bent, Jimmy boy!

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

God I love this comment section

Is the coffee actually different there?

Well look at Mr. Moneybags over here, apparently this vehicle is not an acceptable house?

Gourmeme