I worked at a pizza buffet back in high school. There was a guy who would come in from time to time and eat 6 whole pizzas. He would wait for us to put a fresh pepperoni out then just dump the entire thing on his plate.

I’m an American who lived in England for a couple of years. Due to American media the majority of everyone understood what I meant when I said things like soccer, trunk or hood of a car, fries, etc. Words with different meanings between the two could get confusing like biscuit, chips, or pissed.

Since soccer doesn’t have another meaning I never ran into someone who didn’t know what I was talking about. However, when saying football in an American accent some thought I was referring to American Football by default.

I can only remember one instant where someone did not know what I was talking about. That was when I asked someone at work where the dumpster was and I got a blank stare. I explained, the big metal thing outside for trash and they were like, “oh the skip”

I did buy a house in 2008. January of 2008. Two months before the market crashed. It took me years not to be upside down.

import SQLAlchemy as SQLJesus

Problem solved

I’ll add another one…

https://youtu.be/1x-ATlpqo1M

I’ve failed 6 times today

That makes the Sulu reference now make sense now. I was wondering what that was about.

I feel you. The first link I found was to Reddit and wasn’t going to post that either. Glad I found it somewhere else.

Found it - https://vimeo.com/67326569

Cocaine?

Liberal indoctrination right there

That’s why I have multiple accounts on platforms. One for professional stuff and one for personal.

Okay, related note, I’m going to be hanging out with my 13 year old nephew this weekend. He has never seen any Star Trek. What episode for any series would you suggest to start him out on?

Trying to think of something that will grab his attention and pull him in. All my favorite episodes are ones like Measure of a Man, but I think something with some action would get his attention better.

Thank you, I was trying to place where I knew that from. Primus sucks!

When used as a noun a fart refers to “an expulsion of intestinal gas¹” or “An emission of wind from the anus; an instance of breaking wind²”. So, I would say no it is not because it is defined as leaving the body. While in the body it is flatus which is gas in or from the stomach or intestines.

¹Merriam-Webster

² OED

Don’t forget the Homeless Jesus statues that take up and entire bench so no one can sleep on them.

I’m so sorry to hear that.

But on a lighter note, I glad to see I’m not the only person with dogs that lay next to their beds instead of on them.

edit: proof

I thought it was fun and I enjoyed the episode more than I thought I would. That being said, I don’t want them to do it again.

My 8 year old daughter absolutely loved it.

Hey listen to this EVP I got from the cheap ass recording device that I was waving around like a mad man. Nevermind the fact that the professional boom mic didn’t pick anything up.

Y’all are just jealous because we’re not afraid of fractions