The recent macbooks are heading back in the right direction.

I think a lot of the complants come from wanting a portable computer/setup, and having a hub or a bunch of adapters takes away the portability.

I think the ideal I/O for me would be;

• Power
• 4x USBc (displayport, high speed, etc.)
• 1x USBA (flash drives are still mostly A, and if you have a wireless USB mouse, not needing an adapter or dealing with bluetooth is great)
• 3.5 headphone/mic combo jack
• Ethernet
• HDMI, at least until more monitors have USBC inputs, although having an adapter cable isn’t too bad.

This is where I like framework approach with the customizable IO, but I think they need to shrink the blocks to give 6-8 ports. 4 is simply not enough, with one used up for power.

Just throw the guy in too…money can only keep people silent for so long, and there’s a lot of time where they are.

No! Its too late! The jpegs have infected the source! Run! Run for your lives!!!

“My lord, we are having trouble breaching our enemy’s wall.”

“Very well, we shall to come to your aid”

Queen throws King at wall, problem solved.

“Unable to find similar imagel”

How to defend against scammers at the pump…be loud and make them think you’re crazy.

[Insert the graph meme]

Dried pasta ----- homemade pasta ---- Dried pasta

The one with the lightning connector that none of their new devices have and there’s a million 3rd party options for old phones?

Gee what a surprise they don’t want to make them anymore!!! /s

When you stop using boxed pasta.

A picture of some depressing city alleyway that’s says

“Laugh at the losers who are stuck with this out their window”

Don’t over think it, call is the Augmented Reality Sunlight Absorption Headset with AI.

My soul? Shit, I already gave that up to our corporate overlords. Best I can afford is the $12.71 they gave my wife when I died.

the 3rd road; Be awkward by making random noises.

I know, which is why it’s so odd they’ve never met, especially with their common interest in slingshots.

They wanted to make a McFlurry variant too, but couldn’t find a working machine to get a sample.

Fun fact, Sniper King and Ussop have never been in the same room.

Yes

Some of the bigger tools, like vacuums or table saw do. Unfortunately the little tools are too cluttered with miscellaneous Bluetooth circuits to fit both AC and DC motors or more reasonably AC to DC converters.

You mean I shouldn’t have a two page essay summarizing my entire life? /s

In all seriousness, its unfortunate how many people are mislead by school “career coaches” into making resumes and cover letters filled with fluff.

Here’s some things I remember;

• A paragraph about yourself/goals - waste of space and save that for an interview/cover letter.
• A photo of yourself - you don’t want to add unnecessary bias to the process. (Age, race, gender, sex, etc.)
• your name should be top center, with contact info (email, phone) underneath (use a smaller font than name)
• Address - not needed, you may want to include your town/city if being local is going to be relevant to the employer.
• School classes - to be fair this was probably used in lieu of real jobs so kids could actually fill it out. It is not relevant unless the class is extremely relevant to what the job is and you don’t have other related experiences.
• School GPA - no one cares. For secondary education, state the collage/uni name, your major and minor. Don’t include grad year as this can revel your age.
• Don’t include every job, at a certain point you can leave your two years of retail/fast food behind.
• A giant side boarder - huge waste of space
• references - three. no more, no less. Don’t include on publicly posted resume, such as LinkedIn.
• Family reference - no, unless it’s a family business and that’s all you have.
• multiple pages - no. One page. Reasonable font size (12-14). Vary the font size based on information to help break up blobs if text, A header might be size 16 and bold, while the years worked might be 12, and body text at 14. Dont go less than 10 for anything, and avoid italics, those usually do more harm than good for making it easy to read.
• • be consistent!
• job tile is more important than where you worked.
• Fudging job titles a little bit is oky to match the general industry or be a better description. For example my summer job was working with my school’s IT dept. to do computers and protectors, my official title was “maintenance assistant” - I put “IT assistant” on my resume

Instead of

Bobs Auto Shop

Accountant, 2019-2022

• copy paste the entire job description word for word until you fill the page.

Lead with

Accountant

Bobs Auto Shop, 2019-2022

• Brief description
• applicable buzz words related to the job you are applying too
• Achievements, successes etc. An actual example of something to show you did something useful. This is something that can lead to a longer conversation at an interview. “I created a new process for handling bulk inventory purchasing.” or something, preferably relevant to new job.

Remember this only applies in court. On the streets, it’s guilty until shot.