Maybe I’m just getting soft, but I think it’s been pretty wild to watch a government murder tens of thousands of innocents real-time.

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I personally believe his stink is completely unrelated to his love of being urinated upon.

That would be amazing. Pictures, not words, please?

I need to figure out the details of shorting an IPO between now and TBD 2024.

That’s his secret: he IS anal cancer. Trump is what happens when the cancer takes over the entire body. There’s no part of him that isn’t anal cancer already. His hair? Obviously anal cancer. That his face looks like a cancerous anus probably goes without saying. It’d be tragic if it weren’t so damaging to the rest of us.

So you’re saying he’s already proved the impossible once…

Yeah, worst case scenario, she would be a welcome return to the former brand of GOP shittiness.

An arsenal of various giant mechs. Godzilla himself. Toyotas. Of all countries to pick on.

I nominate you.

It’s similar to the excuse Putin uses. He’s just “defending Russian citizens in XYZ.” It’s cart blanche to do as you please where you please.

Football and handegg.

Wee Confectionary Yum Yums

Seriously, it’s the first time I’m hearing cocaine advertised like a New Year Overstock Blowout at your local Ford dealership.

He’s evolved three mouths to spew triple the bullshit.

Wait, should I be doing cocaine!?

I did a projector. Pretty close in price and I have a very modest, but serviceable 135" screen and no ads.

Hygiene is for woke pussies.

Thus the fedora.

I don’t want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I’m sorry. :P