ivanafterall ☑️

Except Avril Lavigne hasn’t been Avril Lavigne ever since the switch. If you’re going to spread lies, at least use a real person maybe?

If you’ve not yet tried putting an OS on an NVME drive, it’ll change your life. Or at least speed up your computing.

Does coffee make your testicles swell and float like frame 3?

OK Google, how do I reattach a penis?

Then I guess we shouldn’t worry about Earth, because it’ll be fine.

No, it’s the Onion. The truth is he loves it when Elon follows him in.

Utah and Idaho definitely wouldn’t join California. Both are heavily Mormon/religious, conservative, and backward. Colorado, New Mexico, and Nevada probably would.

That shit looks pretty tasty.

And his Torso looks less like Krang/a Cybertruck than in real-life.

Like he’s going to let us into Heaven to trash it after seeing what slobs we were down here.

Joke’s on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog. Long-neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs.

They just want to see your face before you masturbate. ;)

Wait until they start demanding an “after” picture.

Infamous Cave of Pooh

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I’m at a bar on my phone, but this sounds like a perfect job for AI.

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Pretty sure they went to Brown University.

Are you also including the entire Hindu pantheon? Because I don’t think the trinity has a chance in hell, archangels notwithstanding.

As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.