People like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.

For those of us who were in middle school on 9/11, this is hilarious.

You drink powdered milk? We pretty much only use it in baking. It tastes off. Do you do something to make it more palatable?

Hah, bet you’re having back pain about now.

Selling drugs? Because, we’ve all been dealers before… I guess?

Artisan brioche buns. Plant based burgers are more expensive then the real thing for some reason (and full of salt). That Danish is a ripoff.

Basically what I saw. I saw two foxes standing on a third, different looking fox.

No, sorry. My brain literally shuts off when people even begin to mention cars, sports, pretty women… Things that I care nothing about.

I kept seeing European football posts. And car racing. I just block any of those communities when I see them. ADHD and autism memes too. There’s a lot of those for some reason.

It’s a type of fish, and they are making word plays with the name of the fish. Why? I’m not sure of the origin of this one. I imagine it’s like the beans or the beef stroganoff memes - the origin doesn’t matter much at this point.

Someone who coordinates analyzing urine, if I had to guess.

Or a double mastectomy

Fresh, clean balls are definitely more pleasant to suck. Haven’t tried it with peppermint. Wanna give me a taste?

Gameboy camera was grayscale not sepia.

My second favorite German word. Right after “vielseitig.”

Are the straights alright?

Unknown mobile client. Yeah, I’m pretty mysterious like that.

There’s gotta be little stones somewhere. Also, I live in a metro area and there’s plenty of gravel around here! It’s also in Tennessee, though.

I didn’t consider the balancing part, but gravel parking lots negate your other points in my opinion. But, then again, my confusion of shoes and stones negates everything anyway.

You think coins are cheaper than stones?