I suppose beating him to death with a trash bag full of 9v batteries on live TV might set the right example.

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Exactly, are least there’s a clear reporting line! I have my manager’s manager directly calling me on MS Teams to ask for an update about something for which the latest status is always visible on Jira…

They obviously knew it sucked because all of their luxury cars still have buttons. It was just a cost saving measure and they tried to spin it as “fancy” in their low to mid range cars.

Secretly using an API endpoint?

Really swell, fellas

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Oh no! How dare they ask you to do your job? Just get on with it and do what they pay you for

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Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook

Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?

If you have access to a Desktop. Why would you ever be on TikTok?

If you cannot tell the difference between an exception and a failed assertion, you may need to re-evaluate your career choices

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It this supposed to be some shocking revelation? They are literally an advertising company

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Top 12h slaps, just the right mix of news, memes and porn

Lmao speak for yourself, I work full time but I am very much looking forward to just fucking about and doing whatever I want!

Ah yes, the YokelMobile 3000 with the optional Yee-Haw 1500 package.

Pass