Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.

*Beyond that time Kylo Emo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.

Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!

Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!

Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.

Oh snap

Then he hit me with a surprise left

What do you mean by ‘agnostic Christian’ - that would seem to be an oxymoron?

It’s just disgusting how there’s no low too low for him. What a disgrace he is.

Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!

Not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along

Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?

Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear?

Gowron

Blue jays are my faaavorite (next to my crowbros of course) 💙🖤

Yep it’s insane. Healthcare shouldn’t be a for-profit business FFS.

Goddammit this meme will not die

Two of my least favorite characters anyway.

THERE, I SAID IT.

Wow that’s a lemons-to-lemonade story if I ever heard one

Is this comment super amazing or am I just too high

Awww Eleven 💙