“when I come home at night, and dinner’s not ready, I go through the roof” —Donald

Turned up the sound expecting David Attenborough narration

Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.

You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?

Seeing enough

• broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
• Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
• seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿

When I’m driving all day, I try as hard as possible to forget who passes me and who I pass. This little kid in my mind is like “pay attention, lars, don’t let them get there first!”. It’s gross.

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

I’m sorry but what in all fuck is this?!

:x was a gamechanger. And it doesn’t update the file’s modify date if you made no changes.

Sometimes I just sit back and think about all that saved time and effort so much that I have actually lost time by switching from :wq.

Tumblr. But I’m pretty sure it’s from The Wild Swans (1962).

My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

Oh merde

Everyone says this. No one does this.

When we’re at the hospital getting our diagnoses, let’s make sure we document how we will talk ourselves into tolerating that bullshit and how we decide to die on nature’s terms instead of our own.

First recognized Linus and was like where’s Aaron. [Probably saw him subconsciously but] Was super satisfied he’s there. Rest in peace, hero.

things are uniquely, complexly and extremely bad on a global scale compared to the past

I’m with you. But also, has every generation said exactly this?

Ugh. I totally get it. And I feel like my older family felt the same way about the Cold War. Like can you imagine sitting through Bay of Pigs listening for potential incoming annihilation?

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

It never occurred to me that I should be grateful to have heard “heathen” used only by history professors and sarcasts.