Oh, FFS. Here we go. “I did my research” == “I plunked letters into a box until the computer used words I don’t know. Science, bitch!”

We’re so fucked.

Christ, you’re so worked up on rhetoric. Maybe, try using your own opinions, rather than those funneled into your meaty language model for you to grind up and spit out the buzzwords in some semblance of coherent thought, hmm? 🤪

Yo HOoOoO! 🦜

even when theyre like Harvard and literally don’t need it.

Thafuq are you smoking, son? 🤣

Seriously. Do some people not read how their adblockers work? 🥹

Same here, FWIW

Plus you can send a healthy individual back to their families and into society work again.

This is how the US will use this.

Uh… I think you jest?

So that makes the Nationalist Christians… checks notes… Bears.

I’m unsure of who to Beetlejuice here: Takei or Tormund. 🤪

Ew, why would anyone jerk off Trollbert? Do you want wet leprosy?

And, don’t forget to use uBlock among other add-ons to keep that infrequent visit as unlucrative for those fuckwads as possible.

To quote a recent bit of dark AF insight: “Kids these days say ‘when I grow up, I wanna—’ Nah. It’s 70F in Dec. You ain’t growing up, son.”

On the other hand, nostalgia is a golden-haloed liar. The only “good times” are right fucking now. Live your life in the present, not the cherry-picked & misremembered past.

Frankly, the further one grows past the school age, the more (I’ve found) one finds that all that was only practice for the actual schooling. Keep getting smarter, and never stop learning! 🤘🏼

IIRC, it takes three generations to blow though an inheritance…

After taking a swan dive down several flights of metal grate stairs and creatively perforating their small intestine with a rusty pineapple, but yeah, the shop & fall would be the clincher for sure

I mean, he does make the needle jump a bit, NGL.

I’m sure posthumous CG will be one of the first ways civilization becomes inured to the uncanny valley, and I don’t believe it’ll be that long before something like this formula is created. Patience, grasshoppa.

Likely story.

One that turns it inside out.