This comic is the shit

Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Is it weird that this turns me on a little?

They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Beat me to it.

Just use her mum’s maiden name

Gaynnondorf

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Fellas, is the Constitution woke?

So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?

Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?

You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.

“Teleport”

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a “Please wait – updating” message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that’s not out of the realm of possibility.