MedicsOfAnarchy

I thought that guy in red was from Star Fleet

The true shocker is the beginning of the headline. “Trump paid me”…

I really don’t want the Russians to win in Ukraine, but if they were to outfit all their troops with windows instead of bullets… just sayin’.

More like Brawndo. It’s what constituents crave.

Or fire.

A better test. Before the breathalyzer a suspected drunk would have to get a urine test at the police station, or a blood test in an ED. Whoever cracks the THC test will be rich.

I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.

I’m sure responding to Kim in the appropriate manner could, conceivably, trigger a seismic event in the region which might harm our allies, eg Japan. Apologies in advance.

Wow! At the speed that thing was going, Washington DC families would only have time to pack their essentials, fuel up the car, grab a quick lunch at Denny’s, go back and make sure they locked their front door, then head for the hills.

Scary.

Found this, which may help

Edit: To save someone the effort, pictured is a series 591, issued 1961-1964 in Cyprus, Iceland, Japan, the Philippines, and South Korea

Death Row = Chef Boyardee

Could this be some kind of Mouse That Roared scenario?

That would be an interesting metric. “Republican deficit” - the sum of money owed by individual Republican agents (politicians and ex-politicians) through civil suits. Compare it to the “Democratic deficit” and see what kind of numbers we’re talking.

OR, 1 points towards parliament needing to recert their CPR cards…

Get your coworkers to join you in using the nearest fast food restaurant whenever you need to use the restroom. When management sees everyone constantly cycling through the front door, they may get a clue.

You know what would really cement his election? A USO-style tour of the front lines! The drones troops love that!

Cloth, probably not. But look into homemade paper - you might be able to turn vacuum lint into something like construction paper, but ew.

Edit: Found this - instructions on turning dryer lint into paper

Better than using a movie to lure in the bad guys. Hear me, Inglorious Basterds?

“Beam aboard, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

Geez people, It’s not like Mentats grow on trees.