Yep, the Moonie Times.

About all this is doing is making me update my lists in UBO more often.

Wow! Mike Johnson’s so uptight he had his asshole sewn shut!

Let’s start a thing!

Mick Johnson’s so uptight that…

I haven’t seen any yet either, but I’ve been religiously updating my ublock Origin lists and keeping Revanced up to date.

I think in the later dying days of the floppy disk, the manufacturers made them with really poor quality. It used to be in earlier years, say the 8-bit years when floppy disks were still floppy, that the disks could keep your data for years if you treated them like vinyl records and never touched the magnetic surface.

In the late years, I’ve seen floppy disks that failed almost immediately.

Ah, let me guess, now Google’s gonna get everyone and their sister to move all their content to apps…

Wow, this guy’s corked his asshole up so tight he has to shit out his mouth.

No wonder they picked him for Speaker!

Yep, the GQP is now in the final stages of terminal autocannibalism.

Pass the popcorn!!!

These days, the only people still using this debunked wolf talk are douchebros, chuds, & incels.

Leopards ate tankies’ faces!

Ah, that’s what he calls him these days?

How much do you want to bet that something juicy is about to be leaked about say… the soap opera involving Gaetz and Nestor?

Yep! Hakeem Jeffries can watch the GQP circle down the toilet a while, and only offer a lifeline when they’re almost drowned.

Gym Jordan’s Congressman Beavis, right?

Matt Gaetz is obviously Congressman Butthead.

With Jellyfish McCarthy about to lose his job, who else would want to be up there? He’d have to either kiss up to Beavis & Butthead as well as Marjorie Traitor Greene, or he’d have to make concessions with Democrats, either way, no matter who gets the seat, the next Speakership won’t last long…

I’ve always thought Trump’s inner child was Rosemary’s Baby…

They’d better demand to be paid in advance…

Union members for Trump… SLUGS FOR SALT!!! TUNA FOR SUSHI!!!

Then read something else.

At least try harder…

You’d have to be an idiot to be working class and vote Trump. Especially if you’re union and vote Trump. There’s Chickens for Colonel Sanders for you…

We do have a lot of these idiots in this country.