Would a jackhammer work?

Yeah, I remember 2020 – the 5 weeks I got off were glorious. That’ll never happen again.

Unless it’s a Nissan, then forget a repair – it’s an all out replacement every time. Don’t buy a Leaf.

When my order is correct but there’s extra – I assume the person packing it knew exactly what they were doing, just didn’t get a raise or bonus this year.

If you’re uncomfortable driving, get yourself a bus pass. Problem solved.

“It appears the fault was located between the drivers seat and steering wheel, sir”

It is not uncommon for people to travel from California or Las Vegas to Mexico for dental work because the expense is so high, sometimes even with insurance.

You get what you pay for. Minimum wage – minimum thought.

I was running XP at the time wanting a change. Meanwhile, a neighbor moved from Window ME to Vista and asked for help setting it up. I had never been SO irritated at an OS in my life.

Enter Debian LTS, which I’ve been running ever since.

You load 16 tons, what do ya get?

It’s actually a retrofitted beer bong. Using it requires a handstand and a handful of close friends willing to help.

It’d be a shame if their inbox was hammered with homosexual provocation:

Alliance Defending Freedom
15100 N. 90th Street
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
Toll-free: 800-835-5233

A double feature. First, Casino with Robert De Niro – then DS9.