A Amazon?

Cake 😳

Burrussy 🤤

Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I’ve ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends

Ow

No, you’re just overthinking it.

That’s not how the definition of original works lol

He’s zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable

I wish you didn’t post this :(

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Nice joke butt-breath!

It learned it in school

Fuck I just feel sorry for them

I swear everyone I know is talking about their ADHD non-stop. Only one person I know actually strikes me as having ADHD.

A infinity

Idk if “warm” is the right word for eggs sitting outside in late October. But idk if “freezing cold” makes me any happier…

I don’t think you know what that word means

You forgot to teach the newbie the part where if they do interact with your turn 0 win, you rage quit because “wow dude your threat assessment skills need some work.”

Lmao the text on the thumbnail document

I became a cringe singularity when I heard her say that good lord women