Meursault

Yes, please.

Crimes against the ruling class are more harshly punished than crimes against the plebs.

I’d say if you can comfortably afford to live your life without ever once checking a bank balance.

It’s okay, billionaires aren’t real people.

Recite it in concordance with Jamaican patois phonology, and it rhymes.

What exactly are you implying? That poor people must break into other people’s houses to escape poverty? Or that being poor just naturally gives one a predilection to break into the houses of others? Because the former is shitty, irresponsible advice that will get people maimed and/or killed, and the latter is insulting to the dignity of the less fortunate.

Lots of poor people don’t break into other people’s houses.