You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I’m not a dog.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

At least it’s a reaction, that’s more than I get usually.

I agree with you. You where acting in self defence.

Yes, it is.

You can block them, you know

That’s me and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

Not long ago i heard the Theme from one of my favourite Animes as a child and it was just one word I sung wrong but theat one word ruined the song for somehow.

Today I found out it’s ‘Hey there Delilah’ and not ‘Hey dirty lilah’.

Since this fella look way better than me, I would appreciate it.

Either he is trying the Ben Stiller Zoolander Stare or he is trying some Alakazam psych attack.

For skipping leg day, he has a pretty good stand.