Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Nah, these aren’t dongs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them “bwush :3”

When I was a teenager, the discussion was always “would you survive the first wave,” and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn’t realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies…

So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Right? And they don’t even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who’d want to know

Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

“Comin’ through, fuckers,” has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.