My first thought exactly

I expected this to be a rickroll. Got diappointed.

Is that a map they are standing on?

Traffic has trouble in urban areas with a lot of trees

Make one of those apps Wikipedia and you won’t have that issue

Are you the bear or the fish?

Call me dumb, but… to me that just sounds like an insecure network, labeled “secure” as long as someone physically guards all the ethernet ports