What a bunch of utter morons. “Let’s abandon the guy who isn’t doing as much for us as we would like and instead vote for a guy who will actively oppress us!”

Cons: *Added stress of fighting traffic for no reason *Added expense of gasoline for no reason *More burning of fossil fuels for no reason *Worse bathrooms that you have to share *Worse kitchen that you have to share *Worse dress code *Less ergonomic office chair *Worse monitors *Slower Internet (in my case, at least) *More annoying disruptions from coworkers *Less peace and quiet needed for concentration *Have to sit in traffic yet again after you get off work

Pros: *Managers get to feel more important when seeing all their little worker bees’ butts in their chairs. *Promotes shitty “office culture” *Corporate real estate owners get to keep collecting rent

False.

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To Republicans, he never would have been more than a useful idiot.

He tells as many lies as possible, and then pulls out whichever is most convenient at the time.

It’s hard to believe a Republican is pushing a piece of non-terrible legislation for a change.

I have their 1gbps plan, but I don’t see how I could utilize anything faster.

House Republicans are what the French call “les incompétents”.

“I never heard of her! I only met her a couple of times.”

I can’t believe he hasn’t thrown in the towel already. No one likes him on either side of the aisle.

Republicans couldn’t govern their way out of a paper bag.

The way you phrased this made me laugh.

There have been plenty of silent (or mostly silent) cartoon characters, even if they weren’t actual mines.

I saw him speak at a Comic Con. He seemed like he has an endless supply of anecdotes for us. It was very entertaining.

Steve Jobs killed Flash. It was premeditated.

You’re probably right. In this age of impressive AI, Alexa is still dumb as a polished rock.

If it’s trained on Facebook and Instagram posts, it will be a troll and an idiot.

He’s absolutely right. The GOP wants to abandon democracy and install Trump as a dictator. We are on a dangerous precipice.

Definitely a DINO.