In the time it took to write this you could have made a throwaway. It’s ten seconds.

Leopard eating face noise ensues

“Cut the horns, wipe its ass, and put it on a plate.” - my Army buddy long ago

I’d just like one standard for all config files. Yaml, json, whatever…let’s just choose something and standardize.

I used to dislike editing text config files but once you have one written you’ve got a template for the future. So long as the documentation is throughly written it’s not too bad to follow.

It took me 25 minutes to get rid of a Craigslist buyer once. He was buying a hand truck, a generic, wheeled truck.

But boy did he want to talk, and talk, and talk. Just gimme my $20 and go away now.

Apologies, federation must be broken. Did you say anything about Tennessee Federation of Republican Women posted an online statement stating “Hitler and all intelligent leaders throughout history have understood that the way to change a country was through the training of its youth, to get them while they are young.”?

I just wanted to highlight the relevant parts in a photo for no particular reason. Please don’t share this.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS FREE TRAVEL HACK coming to TikTok soon

OMG really? How COULD you…

Neglect to offer your valuable opinion. Hey, you’re a human and have valuable things to say. Haters gon hate. Fuck 'em.

The hero we need

Small instance owner here. All are welcome. We have one really busy community here, and a few others that are just getting going that you might find interesting. You like World of Warships? The Last of Us? St. Louis Battlehawks? Abandoned Buildings?

You’ll notice some of these communities are a ghost town. Images are broken and there’s a rat eating pizza. So step up. Avoid the large, overwhelmed, weirdly-political instances and give us little guys a chance.

I’ll begin by introducing myself. Hi! I am oleorun, named after the recently deceased Bob Uecker’s Baseball Hall of Fame speech. My instance, https://real.lemmy.fan/, is known for the !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan community, but we have more to offer. !aviation@real.lemmy.fan , a college radio station, !wsup@real.lemmy.fan , and more communities waiting to be joined, and built, and best of all there’s no ads, no donation requests, just pure love of a federated instance that thrives on niceness.

I’d be real happy for you to join us.

oleorun@real.lemmy.fan

Edit: Typos

Anyone brave enough yet to go to the website?

TSA doesn’t provide protection. It provides security theater.

Protection implies some sort of attention designed to safeguard something of value.

Security theater is the purchasing of ineffective and expensive machines from corporations in key senate districts to win voting influence and campaign donations.

I would have removed your content, too.

Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

Till the sweat drip down my balls

Your boss should listen to DBAN! Their new stuff sucks but their classics were amazing. They opened for Erasure.

A wild Spotted Cow appears.

https://files.consumerfinance.gov/f/documents/cfpb_health-savings-account-issue-spotlight_2024-04.pdf

CFPB is aware of the issue. I’m guessing that the incoming administration is going to care about fees.

I was an adjunct instructor at a local technical college teaching computer hardware courses. One student asked me if a hard drive that was full weighed more than a hard drive that was empty.