Good soldiers follow orders.

Speak for yourself… 😩😳🤪

ive been doxxed by the fuckin happy feet penguin

“Hmm, it looks like these humans really like ‘tentacle hentai’… we could use this to our advantage”

My fediverse instance removed downvotes 😔

Man brings forth innumerable things to nurture Google Drive. Google Drive has nothing good with which to recompense Man. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

• Zhang Xianzhong, after getting all his documents deleted

I love the main character, Evan Gelion

Don’t worry, ChatGPT is just a Radiohead fan

History is green, dumbasses

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I used to be a big fan of Eevee and the eeveeloutions so I looked them up on DeviantArt and saw fetish art of a Flareon getting its toes tickled by a torture device. I didn’t know what fetishes were at the time and assumed it was a silly joke about how painful it is to get tickled. (I was very ticklish as a child.)

Mine was Despicable Me and we had it on BluRay

they do tho

he’s not kissing her anymore tho

I’ve been watching my parent’s Netflix at college and Netflix still hasn’t caught on ;)

If we wait long enough for genetic engineering to become mainstream, we can have a country song about a dragon fucking a truck

cum

no woman has ever said “these fake eyelashes are ugly as fuck but if i wear them i bet dudes will find me hot”

true story…

Great, now you confused the giant box of Hitlers

What a horrible day to have eyes