Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

It’s stormfront v2.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

I’m $100k in the hole due to boomer parents telling me to get student loans for college since they blew all their money on stupid investment schemes, so can I give you an IOU or maybe like a hug or a handshake or something?

The downvote is from someone who doesn’t understand floating point notation