Man, wouldn’t that be something.

You don’t need to buy an entire company to control or profit from it… He’s really that dumb isn’t he. He could do the whole Black Rock thing and control every company in the world, instead he has this idea of just owning everything.

I’m starting to suspect the price speculation of things he owns is by his own hand, nothing to do with the market whatsoever.

They’re are only two things I can guarantee Trump desires: self-preservation, and his daughter.

He wanted the presidency to avoid prison and it worked. I assume he’ll use the military to protect himself and his interests above anything else.

After that? I don’t really think he cares.

Of all the ways I could do the countdown, this one hit me the hardest (about two months ago, and I had to sit and wait patiently to share the humor in this tragedy).

I’m not actually looking forward to posting the next one. The guy did say dictator on day one.

Ok so, when you intend to run a dictatorship and let people suffer at the expense of idiots with actual dead brain worms in their head it’s important to remember that if you kill off people’s children and loved ones and others survive - the ones that survive typically lose their “civility” and take matters into their own hands.

All it takes is one member of the secret service to lose someone that matters to them by something this administration causes for the administration to be done with.

At some point, the people guarding the vault will realize that they can distribute the vault amongst themselves and get rid of the individual who owns the vault.

Not entirely time accurate, but close enough

Twelve down votes right now lmfao

Yeah I’ve put 97 hours into PoE2… I am far from good…I put nearly 2k in PoE1 and I did fight all the non-uber bosses at some point.

Jensen’s whole speech. Jesus.

Paraphrasing:

"There is only one holistic system of dollars that governs the totality of life on this planet. "

Not much has changed since 1976. Just gotten a lot worse.

Ok this is super uncomfortable for me to ask, but how would a Korean spy work in Ukraine?

I’m not completely sure, but I’m confident enough to state that a Korean spy might stand out

Damn yo. I do tend to scurryfunge a lot.

I was following along until the humiliation part.

That’s the part about pressure cleaning - it’s all about the humiliation we expect to occur, not that actually does occur.

No man, sales people are far more important to the bottom line. Profits first, then working product in the future. It’s genius, no way that model could go wrong

Somehow, I’m pretty sure California has an overall policy of “no, you get to play by the rules, or we don’t let you have money.”

Reports indicate several members of an organization only identified as SCP were present during the discovery. Previously leaked documents indicate that SCP-3008 is one of this organization’s “entities” that manifest as a normal looking IKEA, however the individuals that enter are rarely seen to leave. Drone footage and interviews with survivors indicate the presence of “Staff” that are violent and deadly when the stores hours are over. It is currently unknown if the General had a previous relationship with SCP-3008 or anyone that had entered it. One knowledgeable individual interviewed, on conditions of anonymity, stated that “Staff are vulnerable like any other living thing, but mines are a terrible way to go about dealing with them - Staff are alerted to the presence of staff body parts and corpses, using mines would be a foolish endeavor as cleanup in that aisle would be excessive.” Person’s identified as potentially related to the SCP Foundation declined to comment.

The project manager keeps asking for an update every 15 minutes.

Not only do I feel this in my soul, I’ve been working for almost 13 years, and to this day, I’m still not sure what a project manager contributes.

The only thing I can tell is that their job is to be the designated impatient person.

Do you guys think that Zuck woke up one day and was like “yo guys, let’s collectively destroy society”

Nah, man, based on the stories my parents told me from the 70s and 80s, computers were a mistake long before the Internet.

It was as soon as the devices got in the hands of people who couldn’t program that things got bad

Ha tell him the internet says good luck, hope he likes the taste of lead?

Ninja Edit: not a threat, just seems like someone who enjoys eating lead. Lead paints, lead fumes, other lead sources. Lead damages the body and mind in all manner of ways.