platysalty

No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

To be fair, them some real good spice

sigh

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

I mean, after X it looks downright sensible.

I’m in public damn it.

But at the same time, thumbnail somewhat related?

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

I think it’s the lack of fur. Fur makes them nice and fluffy so we overlook the fact that they’re incredibly dumb.

We all died from covid three years ago.

This is actually hell.

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.

Eeyargh

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

Murphy would wipe the floor with those two