Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

• Striga Strudel
• Fleder Focaccia
• Bruxa Borscht

Nom nom nom!

I feel like there’s a “On the first day of Christmas legislation, the GOP gave to me…” carol, ripe for the singing, here!

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don’t know, I think there’s room for appropriate change here;

• Twater
• Twit’er
• Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they’ve devolved from Twitter!?

Great article! Thanks for the share.

I knew it wasn’t you all along! 😜