Piglet couldn’t censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

“I only got so many fucks to give. I’ll pass on this one.”
This is a healthy mentality… So long as it’s not something essential…
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Stop delaying that thing you need to do. You can’t pass on it.

It’s probably more cost effective to run Azure Services on Linux machines than Windows machines.

I was wondering how Signal handles this. Thanks for the info.

Friend got locked out of Instagram account because yahoo deactivated their email. Instagram flagged the email as inactive. After my friend forgot their password, Instagram wouldn’t send pw reset emails even after reactivating the account. They also has no direct customer support whatsoever, so that account was lost.

Phone makers: hmm this isn’t selling. Guess we’ll only make phones that look like and do the exact same things as every other phone.

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don’t do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure… hmm… nah… I mean it’s good, but thematically isn’t matching 100%.

There are many good answers, but this is the perfect one.

*Looks at maps of the US*
“I don’t understand”

Words to live by

I need this sticker on my shitty pickup.

I think Florida man might be on par with them. Possibly better if he’s on meth.

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Fighting Type OP

Spouse at 7:00 AM: “Why do only some of the house lights work and there’s no hot water?”

Me: “You know that quick fix I was working on last night. Well, umm, one thing led to another aaaand… Umm… Just so you know, your phone is using mobile data because the wifi is out.”

That’s fucked up… (I wonder how much money I can get for my meat)

If the door is moving 1 meter per second, you are relatively moving 1 m/s towards the door even if you are stationary on the ground. You pass and, although you are still stationary to the ground, you are still moving 1 m/s in the same direction relative to the door. The door is the frame of reference, not the ground.

Not to mention they get up to 3x electoral college voting power depending on how empty their state is.

Introducing the UHDLCSC portable charger (which it technically a battery you can attach via USB-C-iLightningSpec©)

A significantly larger chunk of my taxes are being used to subsidize military killing machines for wars outside my country. I got complaints, but a library ain’t one.