The true stable genius. Such wow

You better get a glass of sparkling water in your hands, stat

That’s not how percentages work

I would switch in a heartbeat if MS office would be on Linux. I have tried all alternatives, including MS office online and I always encounter some kind of formatting fuck up. That’s just not acceptable for my job.

MS knows this of course.

Pickled applesauce just doesn’t go as well with water glasses of vodka.