zombie bubble kitty

i really wish there was an open source alternative to it :(

lemon-nades :p

“try calling the cops and I’ll show you child abuse”

the joys of childhood am i right :p

oh wow, a NEW rock bottom!!

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clearly not a very hungry phrog

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was definitely more risky with my parents. they went through my room almost daily when I wasn’t on probation, and being on probation made the house subject to searches at any point if my PO felt like it (or however it worked, that thankfully never actually happened).

also didn’t want to have all my stuff in one place yeah - I had a small amount in case of “emergencies” hidden in the yard, but the rest of it was stashed near my favorite smoke spots, ranging from buried zip bags to The Big Stash™ requiring me to crawl under a barbed wire fence and scoot down a steep hill without falling into the river below and moving the rocks I placed in front of the hole where I kept my big box of hardcore drugs and paraphernalia(aka cannabis, pipes, and a lil portable bong thingy lol)

you’d definitely get a reputation for being a plug with geocaches! - but as a kid i only bought weed, and only sold nicotine (gas station a block from my house never checked ID) so my legacy never came to be lol

i had hidden stashes in public when I was on probation as a youth lol

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

omg i just watched this episode yesterday

oh shit ur right

well yeah they don’t like the thought of a girl with a weiner, you can’t degrade and classify women into being just a hole+reproductive organs if they might not have that. (but also pre-op trans dudes can’t use women’s bathrooms cus they aren’t women but still will never be men???) bigots are bigots.

I’ve literally rickrolled thousands of people and i didn’t hesitate for a second to click on that link. wow. (_⁠﹏;)