What did you have to prepare for a Harris win? It’d either be life as usual or slightly better. Do you prepare plans for if you find five dollars on the ground on your commute?

I understand it’s likely a figure of speech but the title is silly and reflects poorly.

Ah, so it’s more a Mississippi or Alabama

Yeah! Do you know some people don’t even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

Ew, I can feel myself getting healthier just parsing the word “u******l a***r”. You need to censor more of that.

but sequencing and gene alteration is way cheaper than in[sic] needs to be.

…what? this sounds like you’re advocating for price increases.

Found one of Calliou’s alt accounts

Because an adage isn’t necessarily untrue, like the OP is asking.

Pay me enough, and I’ll waste everyone’s time. Wait…

Did I just reinvent lobbying?

We here. It’s neither good nor long.

Our products are built by only the most discerning 6 year olds we could source. They know quality they will never have the luxury of experiencing for themselves when they see it (from miles away).

Then it’ll make meat bots to do all the dreadful stuff and the cycle will begin anew

I would’ve thought that we’d all learned that finding people who agree with each other on the internet says nothing about their individual or collective sanity.

She got massive hands cuz those things are chunksters

You got some dry ass biscuits, boi. Biscuits shouldn’t be “really dry”.

Pick somewhere where it’d help. Like under Jimmy Butley’s house, that douche.

The IRS is hardly the most malicious.

I’ll remember this for when I’m forced to apply to wait tables in order to stave off deeper poverty. Just a few more months.

Shudda been liftin with yer legs there, buddy

1.5 lbs, loaded, on average. Even I overestimated by quite a lot but it still wouldn’t have made a major difference.

How the hell heavy did you think guns were? Were you adding on the mental weight of being able to easily take a life? Because that traditionally does convert to mass very readily.

Were you not a (pre-)teen in the 2000s? Because the phrase, “nah, that’s gay” was bandied about quite a lot by teenage boys and men with the mentality of teenage boys quite a lot.

They just love stealing that much. If they have a chance to steal, they take it.