Fuck, I missed the two best times to start

ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

Only if they tell this to their auditor tbh

How the fuck was Uber supposed to help traffic? That’s the most American take on solving traffic issues I’ve read in a while.

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Either you innovate or you pay that company $32M every summer forever

Ah, the Asperger’s Zone

So privacy first first and privacy last second, interesting combo

That said, if you inherited xmas/winter decorations that has fake snow on it, I’d recommend you get rid of that in a safe way.

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

Sunwise, as it was based on the movement of the sun during day (in the Northern hemisphere). As watch faces were modelled after sundials, sunwise and clockwise describe the same direction.

Turnwise is a word invented by Pratchett for a book, but it’s clearly based on sunwise. He also used widdershins in his book, which is indeed the unmodified antonym to sunwise.

demand living wage

Sir, this is the US

Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I’m way ahead of you

Is that even a thing, being allergic to a color?

The inside counts! That salmon is so superficial, it’s making me sick smh

I can’t speak for the church staff, but personally it’s just much more convenient to do it on my work laptop.

Also, my employer isn’t allowed to monitor me without good reason. So yea, I don’t even disable the VPN to my office for it.

You mean !outoftheloop@lemmy.world

The top active posts shown to me.there is also the one relevant here: https://lemmy.world/post/3234957

Will Google really manage to make it impossible to root your phone?

Google has managed this years ago, but it’s optional. There was a fairly short timeframe when most phone makers enforced it, but now most allow power users to disable the security and root their phones. But usually they will disable some security-sensitive features like Samsung Knox. And many security-sensitive apps like banking apps will not let you run them anymore (if yours does, great for you, but that also means your bank’s security is shit, just FYI).

This. But I’m also impatient, so I’ll still be going to hashafashfas too, anyway.

If you use 1 rubel coins, sure. Personally, I prefer to splurge on TP.

Let me know once the 50 rubel note is cheaper than a sheet of TP.