Damnit I voted for him.

Oh man Garak is one of the best characters in Trek. And that’s a competitive list.

Well gosh darn it. I like it.

Wait is using “/handy” as a shorthand for Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy… Is that a thing?

Holy hell yeah you did. How would you go about doing that in a single expression? A bunch of back references to figure out the country? What if that’s not included? Oy.

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/perl_problems.png

Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

Which is a pitfall for anyone conversing in a language that isn’t their first, I’d say.

Yes. Reminds of me of The Handmaid’s Tale: Offred’s commander’s wife was a TV personality and a vocal proponent of more traditional roles for women, but at the time of the story it’s obvious she’s been hoisted on her own petard.

I’ll just write thousands of lines of code inside a global object… I’m sure I won’t put a semicolon where a comma should be…

Alright this just has me wondering which is worse, a wet fuck or a dry one…

Can I teach you a lesson?

I remember in the mid-aughts my brother hacked his iPod — the wheel kind, this was pre-iPhone — to hold the entirety of the text of English Wikipedia at the time.

Guten taaaaaag!

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

They may have tried that once before…

Stöckl, probably, if you’re Austrian.

Weirder than Dutch? I do not believe this.